Tuesday, 01 April 2008

• Roads week

  The week of roads - when the whole campus goes crazy in attempt to sort out who should stay next year.  People who want to stay as core advisers have to carry an egg around all the time.  My assistant, a current CA, stole a girl's egg that sits near by (she had abandoned it temporarily and that is against the rules).  Hid it, then painted one of my plastic easter eggs with white out and showed it to her.  That's where the fun began....
  
  Earlier today I noticed a guy talking to an orange like it was a cell phone.  Then, another girl was doing the same thing.  Then, the cafe was filled with people talking to oranges.  Someone said that it was "the roads" and that seemed to make everything ok - like it wasn't abnormal at all that people were talking to fruit. 
  
  The kicker, however, came when this email was sent out to the staff:
  
  

  There is some confusion from our participants on the BCOM roads…

  Some think they can not use both arms and hands in their MP… but they can and should.  It is with the rest of their day that they are to focus on not using an arm ( eating, showering, getting dressed and so on).  So in MP, they should be using both arms, both hands, and all 10 fingers.  Lord help us all.

   

  Thanks,

  Director of the Graduate Interns
  

  
  
  

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